Matthew McDonald
The Earth is Quite Close to Buying a Lottery Ticket
The earth is crying
as it’s just worked out
that the coins buried in the sofa are worth
more than the actual sofa
and actually belong to the bank
that provided the loan
for the purchase of the sofa
yet won’t
make a dent in the monthly repayments.
It’s dreaming of investing in
a washer/dryer combo
completing a few of its seventeen remaining tasks
before settling down to a film
starring Bradley Cooper.
And just like that the earth wonders if
Bradley Cooper is also dining in
at a takeaway restaurant
eating French fries dipped
in melted cheese the yellow of
nicotine stains on ceilings
in apartments in East Berlin
after the fall of the wall but before
mass speculation on ruins
and the attendant stripping of plaster.